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Me: how long until we land? / Southwest: you have been flying for 4 hours
Me: how long until we land? Southwest: you have been flying for 4 hours
Me looking out the window at the sun / Me checking if we are over Texas yet / The flight deck quietly fixing the rudder
Me looking out the window at the sun Me checking if we are over Texas yet The flight deck quietly fixing the rudder
Southwest's plan / Step 1: stay calm / Step 2: nobody knows / Step 3: land somewhere
Southwest's plan Step 1: stay calm Step 2: nobody knows Step 3: land somewhere
My bank account after booking a connecting flight / Southwest bag fees
My bank account after booking a connecting flight Southwest bag fees
You are not supposed to fly 4 hours / Not stop in 4 different time zones
You are not supposed to fly 4 hours Not stop in 4 different time zones
One does not simply / Arrive 3 hours before an 8am departure
One does not simply Arrive 3 hours before an 8am departure
A flight that is actually on time / And I have the gate agent on speed dial
A flight that is actually on time And I have the gate agent on speed dial
Me: the WiFi should work / IT: is this a corporate account?
Me: the WiFi should work IT: is this a corporate account?
Gate change after boarding / The flight that was already taxiing
Gate change after boarding The flight that was already taxiing
Captain, we have a problem / The gate agent also has a problem
Captain, we have a problem The gate agent also has a problem
Left my laptop charger at home / The flight is 5 hours long
Left my laptop charger at home The flight is 5 hours long
Me reading the safety card / Definitely absorbing critical information
Me reading the safety card Definitely absorbing critical information
Never roll out of your seat
Never roll out of your seat
Me: a nonstop out of Oklahoma City / Also me: $47 and 3 hours in Dallas / Also me: this was the cheapest ticket
Me: a nonstop out of Oklahoma City Also me: $47 and 3 hours in Dallas Also me: this was the cheapest ticket
Flight got delayed / Also my ride home got delayed / Also dinner got delayed
Flight got delayed Also my ride home got delayed Also dinner got delayed
My connection gate in DFW / My connection gate in HOU / Also Dallas
My connection gate in DFW My connection gate in HOU Also Dallas
Me running to catch the flight / My body / Every single announcement
Me running to catch the flight My body Every single announcement
A 2 hour layover in Las Vegas / My reward points / It was worth it
A 2 hour layover in Las Vegas My reward points It was worth it
Southwest: boarding group B / Me in group A: terrible mistake
Southwest: boarding group B Me in group A: terrible mistake

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